MARCUS HOOK — Of course every bride is relieved when her guests don’t object to her wedding.
But when those guests are armed with swords, pistols and at least one cannon, perhaps “relieved” isn’t quite strong enough a word.

Saturday afternoon, under a gorgeous blue sky, two dozen pirates assembled — peacefully, without drawing swords — at the Plank House in Marcus Hook to witness the nuptials of Gypsy Laura Rose and Gaff, two members of the borough’s Plankhouse Crew.

“She’s gorgeous,” said Gaff, also known as borough resident George Gomer, of his bride, Laura Rodgers. “I love her. And that’s all you need to know.”

Dressed in their best pirate duds — a white shirt, black skirt, black boots and blue veil for her, a tan shirt, cropped pants and a gold bandanna for him — the couple tied the knot in a ceremony any pirate bride would envy, replete with old-time traditions, a towering wedding cake, and a bit of cannon fire thrown in for good measure.

“It really is a great day,” the new Mrs. Gomer said. “This is just what I pictured.”

A Pirate Tradition

The wedding was the brainchild of the Plankhouse Crew, a band of pirate impersonators based in Marcus Hook dedicated to preserving and protecting the history of the borough. The couple joined the group several years ago, taking on the roles of Gypsy Laura Rose and Gaff with an ulterior motive in mind.

“When Gaff first joined the Plankhouse Crew, he kept asking if I would marry them as a pirate,” said borough resident Michael Manerchia, who plays the role of Blackbeard in the Crew. “It was a wish he’s had for the past three years.”

Gaff’s dream to have Blackbeard marry the couple was derailed in November, when Manerchia lost the mayoral race to James “Jay” Schiliro and thus couldn’t legally perform the ceremony.

Schiliro stepped in, offering to marry the couple on the steps of the Plank House.

“They wanted to do the whole thing legally, and the mayor was gracious enough to go along,” Manerchia said.

Saturday, the Plankhouse Crew — along with pirates of two neighboring brigades, the Sons of the Waves of Christiana, Pa., and Recreating History of Claymont, Del. — gathered at the Plank House, long alleged to be the 1700s home of Margaret, one of Blackbeard’s mistresses.

They started the festivities across the street, forming a “round robin” circle that, according to legend, signified that regardless of rank or duties, each pirate was equal to the next.

One by one, they each signed the “articles of marriage,” acknowledging that they were present to witness the ceremony.

Then, Manerchia bound the hands of the bride and groom with rope, signifying that they were to be bound together forever.

“It looks more like a noose,” Commodore Marie Horn said.

“A noose? We can do a noose,” responded another pirate, Paul Stoltis, of Sons of the Waves. “It’s just like a noose — it gets tighter and tighter every week, until it strangles ye, lad.”

The couple laughed, then led a procession across the street to the Plank House — “They do this for hangings, too,” said Manerchia — and took their places on the steps before Schiliro. There, Manerchia gave away the bride, and the couple vowed to love and comfort each other, in sickness and in health.

As Schiliro pronounced the couple man and wife, the crowd broke out in a hearty “Huzzah!”

“When do we get to kiss the bride?” Stoltis shouted.

In another pirate tradition, the couple kissed over the top of a wedding cake made from layers baked by borough residents — their ability to do so despite the height of the cake signifying a long and happy marriage for the pair.

As they kissed, three pirates from Sons of the Waves fired their cannon — once, twice, and then a third time — the deafening blast drawing residents from their home to see what the commotion was about. They were met with another round of “Huzzahs” from the pirates.

“Now it’s a party,” one pirate shouted out.

Gypsy Laura Rose and Gaff

It was a long road to the Plank House for Rodgers and Gomer. The couple met 25 years ago at a bar, and have been together ever since.

“I love him so much,” Rodgers said, minutes after the couple tied the knot. “We’ve got four children together, and we’ve been very happy.”

After a quarter of a century together, the couple longed to make it official — but were willing to wait until the Crew could celebrate it with them. Once the decision was made, the plans came together in a matter of weeks.

Their four children — Joey, 23, Teri, 20, Jesse, 17, and Luke, 12 — were on hand for the ceremony, along with Gomer’s two sisters.

Rodgers, a former assembly machine operator, and Gomer, a landscaper, plan to leave soon for their honeymoon, although they’re not quite sure where they’re headed yet.

“We just got done putting the ceremony together,” Rodgers said. “We’ll get to the honeymoon next.”

Celebrating, Pirate-Style

Following the half-hour ceremony at the Plank House, the couple and their guests journeyed to the Star Bar and Hotel to celebrate the union with a few drinks, a feast of food, and two impressive wedding cakes — one a treasure chest, complete with pirate’s booty, and the other a model of a pirate ship.

“I can’t tell you how I made them,” said Patricia Love, the cakes’ designer. “Pirate secrets.”

About an hour after the ceremony, the guests of honor appeared, having changed into formal wear for the event. Rodgers wore a sparkly, floor-length black gown; her husband, a dark gray suit. Dancing to Elton John’s “Rocket Man,” they smiled and kissed as they crossed the floor.

Fresh from officiating the wedding, Schiliro said he had jumped at the chance to perform the ceremony.

“It was an honor,” he said. “The Plankhouse Crew is all about the history of this town. It’s always good to bring back a part of history like this.

“Plus, a wedding is better than a hanging, don’t you think?”

For hours, guests mingled, pirate crew with pirate crew, showing off hooks and swords and beards.

When it came time to offer advice to the newlyweds, the guests had plenty to give.

“Drink a lot,” Manerchia said. “And stay away from the constables.”


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